Trogdor, the BURNiNATOR!

Burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants!

Trogdor's birth
(You can admire the majesty of a cute custom made plushie of Trogdor above.)
  • 1969: Trogdor single-handedly invents the internet. Everything else you have ever heard or read is wrong, Trogdor did it, and he did it majestically.
  • 1977: Trogdor makes disco popular. It was not the movie Saturday Night Fever, it was Trogdor. It was majestic, as usual.
  • 1985: Trogdor invents New Coke to revitalize Coca Cola's receding market share to rival Pepsi Cola. Despite what you read, Trogdor is responsible for the product and subsequent public outrage and reintroduction of Coca Cola Classic, which despite losing market share to Pepsi before the introduction of New Coke, now outsold its rival and further cemeted Coca Cola's position as market leader. This was all part of Trogdor's master plan, and is the reason Coca Cola is considered one of the most powerful and recognized brands in the world today. This was done extremely majestically.
  • 1991: The World Wide Web is invented and publically introduced by your favorite Dragon with beefy arm, Trogdor the BURNINATOR. Despite what you may have read or heard, Trogdor invented and introduced it in 1991. Trogdor continues to be majestic.
  • 2003: Trogdor the BURNINATOR! Is born on January 13th. This makes sense completely because Trogdor transcends time and space. And Trogdor is majestic, further proving everything.
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